if zayn lived during the renaissance period i can guarantee that leonardo da vinci would’ve painted him and not the mona lisa
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
- Me: Talks about thing I like
- RL friends: I don't really care. Let's talk about things I like. They're a lot better. I mean, the things you like suck.
- Family: God, you're a geek. Why can't you like normal things? Now shoo, I have more important things to listen to.
- Internet friends: I know, right? I love that thing too! I'm so excited!
- Me: Talks about feelings and personal problems
- RL friends: Oh, okay, but that's not /that/ bad did I ever tell you about the time that this one thing happened to me and it was 3290259059059x worse?? Why don't we talk about my feelings? They're more important.
- Family: Oh god here you go again with your teenage angst! Please shut up already.
- Internet friends: Oh my god. I am so, so sorry. Are you alright? Do you want to talk about it? I sort of understand in a way, but this isn't about me, it's about you. Just remember that it gets better. Don't give up, please. I believe in you.
- Me: Talks to internet friends
- Family and RL friends: Why do you go online and on your phone so much? God, what are you, antisocial? What's your issue?
- Internet friends: Don't worry, I'm here for you. I wish I could hug you right now.